Saturday, November 3, 2007

Kindergarten Drop Out




The tale of two twins:




One is blond,


One is not.




One is tall,


One is short.




One you can pick up with one hand,


One you need a back brace to lift 6 inches off the ground.




One likes Chocolate Shakes,


One likes Strawberry.




One is going to graduate from Kindergarten,


One is probably not.




Justin, Justin, dear sweet...hot tempered and rule following Justin. Our dear sweet(sometimes) son has gotten his 5th demerit.(Jason's, Jordan and Jack's current tally in the entire lifetime they have ever attended school is: 0!) That's 5 DEMERITS people, 5 demerits in 3 months of school. I personally believe he is going for some type of record. The latest one was because he hid in the kitchen when they were all coming back from the bathroom because he wanted to leap out and scare Jack. Yep, laugh it up. These are the things my child gets written up for! :) High, high standards is what our thousands in tuition each month is going towards. When you get to 6 demerits you go to the Principal's office....yikes! One of MY children in the principals' office? MY obedient, respectful, fun loving children? I'll keep you posted on Operation Demerit Watch and belive me if that boy goes into that office I'll be there peeking through the window with the camera in hand! I am almost postive there is a place in the baby book for baby's first principal encounter. And if there is not I will surely fire off a not so nice letter to Hallmark objecting to it!


1 comment:

Grannee said...

Ask your husband about his one and only trip to the principal's office. And what, you ask, did he do that was so terrible? He decked a kid for knocking off his hat in study hall!