I care about God and whether my actions and words are pleasing to Him.
I care about the salvation of my friends and family.
I care when my newest Rachel Ray magazine will arrive so I can try out a new recipie....I also care that I cannot apparently spell recipie.
I care about my husband's fantasy football stats because I like it when he wins because it makes him happy.
I care who wins the Super Bowl this year...okay not really, but I do care what appetizers I will cook for my family while they watch the Super Bowl...does that count?
Here's what I don't care about:
No offense to the American Girl people, I'm sure they are lovely. But really? How much does it cost them to send this to me every month or two? People! I HAVE FOUR BOYS. I am not going to order ANYTHING from you. Your dolls and their dresses and loads of accessories are beautiful, more power to ya! Enjoy what you do, make little girls happy, make their parents broke because I can see how much you charge for a pair of plastic doll shoes, go ahead!God bless ya! But please, please stop sending this to me! I don't care what Kit and Pollyanna and Maryanne are wearing this season. I don't care! Now, if for some reason you decide to go into the business of stain removal or how to cook 45 pieces of French toast in 20 minutes or less, then sign me up! I'm your gal! But anything to do with dresses, pink, things that smell good....unfortunately I am not your target market. Just a thought.
3 comments:
you are quite possibly the funniest person i've ever met. i miss you!
OOh, save the mags for me! Ellie is suppose to get them but that just reminded me she hasn't for awhile. Probably because I won't pay $75 for an outfit for a doll, but Ellie still enjoys looking at it!
you rejected my comment? I am funny too! Don't start with me woman!
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