Pass the Geritol

John and I stepped out to Christmas party #2 last night...it was a bit like being at a fraternity party at times I will confess...I haven't seen breasts flying around like that since the days of nursing twins. I truly was bracing myself; for there were a few cups that were about to overfloweth if you know what I mean. I had a tremendous urge to tackle a few of them and then proceed to stuff their 19 year old breasts back into their too tight dresses where they belong....would that be inappropriate? So while the young one's were running around playing a very funny game....(though it is of note to reference above information regarding tight dresses and misplaced anatomy that a game involving running was probably not their best choice.....errrr get my drift?....) they were probably feeling like this:

John and I felt a bit like this:

Pa and I found those young-ens to be entertain'......we gotta go take our pill now and lay down for da mornin nap cause we gotta get up and churn butter later...busy day.