A lookie look around the house

Well, my friends. I survived the first wave of the battle that is my home when I have been on the bench for a week. Now let us commence phase 2: germ warfare. This is where the comeback gets tricky because as you can see germs and other such disgusting-ness can be harder to seek out and destroy. Here are some examples of my enemies:
Exhibit A:

Funny thing happens when the dishes don't get done twice a day like they usually are. You quickly run out of spoons and your kids figure out other ways to eat their applesauce.
Exhibit B:

Ummm...I really don't even want to know so we're gonna go ahead and move on.
Exhibit C:

Two! Count them two! Containers of Pringles that whoever ate these(and I know which one you are!) decided that the trash can was too far away...not to mention there is no eating in the living room...and you probably weren't supposed to be eating chips anyway which is why you attempted to hide them. I'm on to you man!
And Finally:

Lookie look! Another funky sock! Under the TV stand....where it can proceed to stink up our lovely abode undetected....germ warfare. This heavy stuff people, send in the calvary. No seriously....HELP!