I was downstairs cleaning up the kitchen floor....more on that later.....as the kids were getting ready for bed last night when I hear: "MOOOMMMMM!! Come here quick! MOOMMM! Are you comin'? Hurry up, hurry up, MOOMMMM!" Immediately I recognize that tone of voice in my oldest and his panic cadence of his words. So I dash up the stairs...that's right...I dashed, betcha didn't know I could dash. Horrible thoughts are entering my head as I travel the distance to get to the bathroom where he is. Someone has slipped and fell and there is blood everywhere....someone knocked out a permanent tooth...someone tied their brother to the shower curtain and now he's stuck...someone put his brother in the toilet and now he is stuck......someone is missing a testicle....again...ugh, I hope it's not that. Those little guys are important!
In my mind I am halfway to the emergency room...and then I round the corner into the bathroom and THIS is what I see.
Jordan. Jordan with a bubble in his ear.
Uh, yeah. They thought it was cool that Jordan had a bubble left in his ear after his shower. Uh, yeah. I definitely HAD to hurry in fear that the bubble might pop before my arrival. Uh, yeah, thanks for that guys. I'm gonna go get a glass of wine now to calm my nerves!
3 comments:
So I notice you just happened to have the camera with you. Did you pause for a moment after the said screaming from what might be an injured child and think, hmmm, whatever the danger is I must get a snapshot for the blog!? Don't pretend you didn't, the proof is right here!
Ha, I wish I had thought to bring it with me on my way up...I'll remember it for nex time. Actually, after the real incident was discovered I had Jason run downstairs before the bubble popped.
I was beginning to think you not only carried your camera with you at all times, but encouraged your boys to tie each other up, climb onto things, slide down things, just to create something new for your blog. We ARE on to you.
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