Mmmmm so good

So we have all heard that attage about the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Well ladies and gentlemen, may I submit to you that the way to their heart is through beer pot roast. Indeed, yes. Wanna give it a roll? Here is all that you will need:

First, a man. Here is mine(sorry you can't have mine, I have been attached to him since I was 16, I like him...a lot):


Followed by about 5 of these..any brand will do but just remember don't cook with what you wouldn't drink so please no Coors or Budweiser here...we can be more refined than that. These happen to be from Germany from one of John's trips...just don't tell him I used his good German beer for pot roast.


A crockpot...I think a pink crockpot(thank you Sheryl!) adds to the flavor of the meal somehow but you may choose any crock pot you like.


A box of this...comes with four packets, you will only need two.


And of course one of these:

Because what is a pot roast with the roast? Well, I guess it'd be pot...which I believe is illegal in all 50 states so I implore you not to make pot....but only pot roast so please ladies, don't forget the roast.

Put pot roast in said crock pot(wow, I'm just realizing there is a lot of pot in this pot roast in the crock pot) rub with the Good Seasonings on each side of the roast and then fill your crock pot up to the very top with beer. Put the lid on and walk away. Do not under any circumstances lift the lid at any time during it's 8-9 on high hour cooking time. As a friend once told me(hi Nancy!), if you're lookin you ain't cookin! Whip up some homemade mashed potatoes, use the beer as gravy for them and enjoy! (Just remember what I said about the no making pot thing....I ain't bailing you out of jail...okay fine..I'll bail you out...but only once!)

Oh, and furthermore..whichever one of my precious future daughter in laws happens to marry this child of mine, you will want to commit this recipie to memory because Punkie loves his pot roast!