My son, the gentleman.

I found this minimized on the computer when I got home tonight, followed by a shout out from my oldest who was already in bed. "Mom!" he says, "did you look at what I minimized yet?" "Looking right now, hold on" I say. "Neat!" I say, what do you want the back to say?

"Chick Magnet 1" is his reply.

Yep, in case the tampons in the backpack didn't confirm my stellar abilities at good parenting the apparent lack of teaching him to address ladies as....well, as ladies instead of chicks certainly should put me high up on the parenting pedastal. So to whatever future chick this boy marries, let me just say I am sorry now. I tried, I really, really tried.