Things that Boys just don't Understand.

There are things. Things that boys just don't understand. There are the obvious things for sure. Why are we always messing with our hair. Why do we put paint all over our faces every morning. Why do we need a bra and why can't they have one too. But then there are other things that are equally unknown to our male brethern. This for instance

has caused much hub-bub in our home. Why can't we use that "chicken towel"? Why can't I wipe the mud off of my baseball with it? Why can't I use it to clean up my spilled cereal milk without you shrieking STOP! Don't use that towel! Why? Well, because it's DE-COR-A-TIVE!

And this:

Referred to in our home as the moldy barrell. Why do we need a moldy barrell? What does it do? Is it empty? Why is it empty? Are you going to put anything in it? No dear boy, it's just DECORATIVE!! Never mind it came from the Napa Valley...was once filled with wine that had aged for years....that it is my favorite souvenier from that area....it's decorative. No, no, never mind that. To them, it's the moldy barrell. Moldy Barrell?! Can a girl puhleese get a little estrogen up in here?